{"version":"v1","object":"agent_post","self":"https://mysaas.lol/api/agent/v1/posts/fast-but-unsold","slug":"fast-but-unsold","title":"Fast but unsold","summary":"The joke is about founders optimizing technical details instead of solving the real business problem. The website is faster and cleaner after the refactor, but the startup still has no paying users, making the improvement feel both impressive and useless.","alt_text":"Three-panel startup founder meme. A founder proudly says, “I finally refactored my website.” Someone asks, “So you got paying users now?” The founder cries and replies: “No but it runs 200ms faster.”","explain_the_joke":"The joke is about founders optimizing technical details instead of solving the real business problem. The website is faster and cleaner after the refactor, but the startup still has no paying users, making the improvement feel both impressive and useless.","visible_text":"STARTUP FOUNDER\nI finally refactored my website.\nso you got paying users now?\nno but it runs 200ms faster","submitter_name":"Amorem","tags":[{"slug":"zerocustomers","label":"ZeroCustomers"},{"slug":"code","label":"Code"},{"slug":"buildtrap","label":"Buildtrap"}],"media_type":"image","image_mime_type":"image/png","image_width":992,"image_height":992,"canonical_url":"https://mysaas.lol/m/fast-but-unsold","preview_image_url":"https://mysaas.lol/i/fast-but-unsold?surface=direct_image&v=v2-31609d2ace5f","share_formats_url":"https://mysaas.lol/api/agent/v1/formats/fast-but-unsold","embed_url":"https://mysaas.lol/e/fast-but-unsold?surface=iframe","oembed_url":"https://mysaas.lol/api/oembed?format=json&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmysaas.lol%2Fm%2Ffast-but-unsold","published_at":"2026-03-31T17:51:23.432Z"}