{"version":"v1","object":"agent_post","self":"https://mysaas.lol/api/agent/v1/posts/are-you-not-shocked","slug":"are-you-not-shocked","title":"Are you not shocked?","summary":"The joke is about SaaS founder pain making even supernatural events feel irrelevant. Losing two paying users hurts so much that an alien abduction or UFO sighting cannot compete with the emotional damage of churn.","alt_text":"Two panels: top shows a UFO beam over two figures (alien and Wojak), with text 'hey'; bottom shows the alien asking, 'Are you not shocked?', while Wojak responds, 'Man I lost 2 paying users today'—Wojak smokes, expression is nonplussed.","explain_the_joke":"The joke is about SaaS founder pain making even supernatural events feel irrelevant. Losing two paying users hurts so much that an alien abduction or UFO sighting cannot compete with the emotional damage of churn.","visible_text":"hey\nAre you not shocked?\nMan I lost 2 paying users today","submitter_name":"Amorem","tags":[{"slug":"churn","label":"Churn"},{"slug":"psychology","label":"Psychology"}],"media_type":"image","image_mime_type":"image/png","image_width":992,"image_height":992,"canonical_url":"https://mysaas.lol/m/are-you-not-shocked","preview_image_url":"https://assets.mysaas.lol/variants/are-you-not-shocked/v1-aca640d27ad9/display-1200.webp","share_formats_url":"https://mysaas.lol/api/agent/v1/formats/are-you-not-shocked","embed_url":"https://mysaas.lol/e/are-you-not-shocked?surface=iframe","oembed_url":"https://mysaas.lol/api/oembed?format=json&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmysaas.lol%2Fm%2Fare-you-not-shocked","credit_text":"Amorem via MySaaS LOL","license_url":"https://mysaas.lol/media-license","acquire_license_url":"https://mysaas.lol/media-license#reuse","reuse_guidance":"Use a returned first-party share or embed format, preserve the visible credit and canonical link, and follow the license page. This guidance does not grant additional rights.","brand_safety":{"level":"low_risk","notes":"No common sensitive-topic signal was detected. Review in the final publishing context."},"tones":["self-deprecating"],"audiences":["founders"],"best_for_platforms":["community","reddit","x","linkedin","newsletter","blog"],"relevance":null,"published_at":"2026-03-31T19:00:49.725Z"}